Connection between O’Reilly and NAMBLA?

If you spend any motherfucking time watching Fox News, you may have noticed that Bill O’Reilly spends a lot of time on what we may call motherfucking fringe issues. One topic that has come up a bunch lately is NAMBLA.

FOXNews.com – The O’Reilly Factor – Interview – NAMBLA Arrests

Some people say that Bill O’Reilly is so critical of NAMBLA (North American Man/Boy Love Association) because he is former member and is pissed that they threw him out after he didn’t pay his dues for over two years. There is more rumor that he has been sneaking into NAMBLA’s parties dressed at Mrs. Doubtfire… (Most motherfuckers don’t know that NAMBLA parties are sometimes in extravogant motherfucking costumes, so dressed is Mrs. Doubtfire is not as motherfucking crazy as it sounds).

So you motherfuckers want to know if it’s true or not don’t you? Well, I aint sayin. I will tell you that Mrs. Doubtfire costumes are in high demand these days.

So Bill and I used to talk all the time, but have been out of touch since he became such a big “star”.. You go Bill!… He is really a good guy, a bit paranoid, a bit misguided, and a compulsive liar, ugly as a toad’s ass, but if you can overlook all of these things, he is the kind of guy that you motherfuckers may smoke a bowl with. Oh, some people say that Bill quit smoking out since he became a Republican and shit, but I can tell you that aint the case. Most Republicans are more motherfucking stoned than anyone else. And the shit those motherfuckers are smoking is the good shit, straight from Humboldt County. In fact, some people say that O’Reilly has his own 200 acres up there to just grow for himself. I will assure you that those people are full of shit. Bill has no green thumb whatsoever. His thumbs are a little brown though… Don’t ask me to explain, use your motherfucking imagination…

Jesus, out!!!