Mel Gibson, Bush Father, Santa vs. Satan

The “Passion” Returns, Santa, Satan, George Bush Ancestors, War in Iraq The Passion is Recut to eliminate the Crucifiction Scenes Now that’s fucked up! First the motherfucker makes a movie depicting the so called white Jesus getting his ass kicked all over the place by some crazy Latin speaking motherfuckers, and then after making over $400 million, he decides to cut the gore out of it and go at it again. Now I tried talking to Mel once, but he doesn’t really believe that I am the real Jesus. I approached him one day down in Santa Monica, he was walking on the pier with some motherfucking cotton candy and shit, and I said “Hey, I’m Jesus of motherfucking Nazareth, the real motherfucking Jesus, and he just ignored me. Even after I told him about things that no one else could know, how he masturbates to photos of moster trucks, how in the filming of Lethal Weapon he got it on with Danny Glover (Danny was drunk, but Mel was not), how he is not really Australian, but Austrian, and his daddy was part of of Hitler’s death squad, the motherfucker still doesn’t believe me. I guess I have to keep trying. The good news is that when he is motherfucking dead, rotting in the motherfucking ground, I will be fucking his daughters, grand-daughers, and great-grand-daughters. Yeah… Oh, the Danny Glover incident, don’t spread that shit around too much, Danny aint gay or nothing, he was just wasted from all of the crack cocaine that Mel had him smoke to make the movie more realistic and shit. At least that is what Danny thinks, but as I am all knowing and all seeing, I can tell you that Mel knew exactly what he wanted to do to Danny’s ass when he had him smoke that shit. Now I have never done crack cocaine, I don’t do drugs as I am the motherfucking son of God, but I know how fucked up you human motherfuckers get on that shit. So Danny was really fucked up and doesn’t remember what happened. And since Mel’s dick is so motherfucking thin, now it aint small, but it is very very thin, a lot like Michael Jackson’s dick, well, Danny didn’t even know that Mel fucked him. Anyway, enough on Mel, we will get back to him a little later, after I have another talk with him. The great thing about being all knowing and all seeing, is that unlisted phone numbers are no problem for me. So make sure that you motherfuckers are good for goodness sake, or I will have motherfucking Santa calling you at all crazy hours of the night, just to fuck with you. Ahh, I almost forgot that most of you motherfuckers out there don’t believe in motherfucking Santa. You believe in Satan, but not Santa! How whack is that shit. Now some people think that I would be all pissed that Christmas has become about Santa and presents, rather than my motherfucking birthday, but I’m not mad at all. Santa is a good friend of mine, and YES, he is real motherfuckers. Now you may say to yourselves, well if he’s so motherfucking real, why aint he brung me no motherfucking presents since I’ve been motherfucking growns up and shit. Well that is because you have been bad, and Santa brings presents to everyone that has been good. How what the fuck am I talking about, that you’ve been bad and shit? Well, that’s different for all of you motherfuckers. So if you want specifics email me at JsonOfGod@hotmail.com Now back to Santa. Santa is motherfucking real, he doesn’t live at the motherfucking north pole, he lives in motherfucking Floriday. Tampa to be exact. Now you may ask yourself, “what the fuck is Santa doing living in motherfucking Florida?”… Well, I will tell you. Santa is motherfucking old, and all motherfucking old people want to live in Florida. How do you think Jeb Bush, motherfucking Big G’s brother got elected and stays motherfucking elected? It’s cause the motherfucking voters in the state are too motherfucking old to give a shit about all of the rumors. Some people say that Jeb Bush is a crack dealing, child molesting, liar, who got elected by rigging the motherfucking voting machines in the state, and continues to get elected by threatening the good people of Florida, utilizing a secret group of nazi type enforcers. Now I know the real motherfucking truth, but unless you live in Florida, you don’t really need to know all of the dirty details of these rumors and shit. If you do, email me, and I will tell you what’s really happening down there. Now, more on Jeb, George, George Father, George Grandfather, and so on and so forth later. I’ve been following the adventures of the Bush clan since their great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather, Jack Bush first robbed my then master of 4 horses and 2 sheep, and then sold the motherfucking sheep back to him in exchange for one motherfucking slave named Tyrone, AKA Jesus. Yep, I was a motherfucking slave to the motherfucking Bushes. Now how fucked up is that shit. I am the motherfucking son of God, and I am being beaten and molested by motherfucking President’s motherfucking ancestors. That shit was whak!. Long motherfucking story short, Jack Bush was a lot like our current president, a bit on the dumb side, awkward, and yes, Gay! Am I saying that our president, George W. Bush is gay? I aint!. But some people say that Bush has been secretly sneaking in a gay prostitute into the white house for some late night, shall we say adventures. Some people also say that the reason George want’s to pass this anti-gay marriage bill so bad is cause one of his previous lovers dumped him for another guy, and now wants to marry that guy. Now I aint going to tell you who is right and who is wrong, but I can tell you that the guy in question is a good guy, and should be allowed to marry his new fling. Now, on to more interesting tid bits. Some people would say that only conspiracy theorists would believe that Bush would try to pass the anti-gay marriage bill to get back at his ex-lover, and now remember, that shit is all rumor by “some people”… I can point you to some motherfucking facts in another case. Some people say that the reason we attacked Iraq is because George has a personal vendetta against Sudam for having made George Father look like a donkey’s ass (otherwise known as an Asses Ass), for having blundered the motherfucking conflict in the Gulf war. Sudam would call the Bush house in Texas, and the White House later, every night singing motherfucking Alla Carrols to George, till he just motherfucking snapped, and decided to invent the motherfucking weapons of mass distruction shit. Some people call those weapons, the Weapons of Mass DISTRACTION! Anyway, I told Bush that there were no weapons there, but the motherfucker didn’t listen to me, just like his ancestor, motherfucking Jack Bush.